DRINKING HABITS
Written by Tom Smith
Directed by Mick Alderman
DATES: March 20-April 18, 2026
TIME: Performances begin at 7:30 p.m. Sunday shows start at 3:00 p.m.
TICKETS: $35 and $30. Tickets available online, at the theatre box office, or
by calling 503-436-1242.
PAY WHAT YOU WILL DATE: Thursday, April 2 (more info)
MISTAKEN IDENTITIES, WINE, AND LOTS OF LAUGHS
Mistaken identities, accusations, and romances run wild in this laugh-out-loud farce. Two nuns at the Sisters of Perpetual Sewing have been making and selling wine in secret to keep the convent’s doors open, but Paul and Sally, reporters and former fiancees, are hot on their trail. They go undercover as a nun and priest, but their presence, combined with the addition of a new nun, spurs paranoia throughout the convent that spies have been sent from Rome to shut them down. Wine and secrets are inevitably spilled as everyone tries to preserve the convent and reconnect with lost loves.
Coaster Theatre — PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
This show contains material that parents may find unsuitable for younger children. The theme itself may call for parental guidance and/or the show contains one or more of the following: mild adult situations, alcohol consumption. Your own judgment is the best guide for your family.
DRINKING HABITS is produced by special arrangement with Playscripts, Inc. (www.playscripts.com)
